I am The Great Godot, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to Lul? 'No!' says the SRS gamer, 'It belongs to the mafia.' 'No!' says the Game Master, 'It belongs to Dead Thread.' 'No!' says the Administration, 'It belongs in the General Chat.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Balrog, He would make a forum where the Joker would not fear the Ban Hammer, where the needy would not be bound by absent moderators, Where the True lulz would not be constrained by the spam! And with the sweat of your brow, Balrog can become your Mod as well.
As you may or may not know, it is election time for a new mod on CRM. You have probably also noticed my campaining signature. I encourage anyone who wants to help me out to go over to CRM and place a vote for me by clicking on my sig. Thank you.
~Balrog.